A man is reading the paper, when he hears a car pull out of the drive. He looks out the window, walks to a wardrobe, removes a slinky red dress and puts it on. With a look of triumph on his face, he runs through a sprinkler and dives headlong down a muddy ditch, before returning home. His girlfriend walks in seconds later. 'I just borrowed your car,' she says, but the words freeze on