A line of people filter into a business conference. Taking their seats, the chief executive starts his speech. Reading off an autocue, he begins. 'Colleagues, we've had a great year. But next year I want more!' The audience groans, as he continues. 'More flirting… more money and more fun!' To tumultuous applause, he suggests a monkey in every office, a casino in the basement and naked days. The audience rejoices as the rest of the